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A lot of time has passed since the only person who indulged in sushi was your unbelievably sophisticated globetrotting uncle. Nowadays, schoolchildren pack kappamaki (cucumber sushi) into their lunchboxes, and sushi bars are a staple in many company cafeterias. American babies pick up chopsticks alongside their baby forks.

Yes, America has become a nation of sushi eaters. But do you really know how to eat sushi in a manner that would make an itamae proud?

So you think you know? We’ll see about that — How to Eat Sushi

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